"hella gay hella bae"

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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martinekenblog:

T.S. Claire is a self-taught Los Angeles based painter, who has quickly become one of the city’s most unique and carefully watched artists.

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obligatory new hair color selfie

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4chansey:

my heart is probably lavender too

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

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musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

YAAAASSS BABY YOU DO YOUR THING!!!

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shinichameleon:

By mojojoj
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

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bottleshark:

I hope you appreciate the lengths they go to for you, Booker.

Here’s something I had sitting around. I love all the suggestions you guys gave me, and there are definitely a few I plan on doing. c:

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viivus:

Aw yeahh

I am pretty sure everyone who draws Lutece art has already done a variant of this, so I see it as continuing a tradition.

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miss-nerdgasmz:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of gun references.

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Before you draw any gun, be absolutely certain you are familiar with the parts of a gun. That sounds cliché and dumb, but if you end up wondering “Why does this thing look so shitty?” it’s probably ‘cause you don’t know how a gun works. Know how it moves and what fits in where. And please know where the hands are placed when firing!!! If you hold a gun at the wrong place, you can lose a finger! Also know where the head will be positioned. The person will be looking down the barrel to line up the sights (the two protruding thingies at the top that help you pinpoint your target). Don’t know enough about guns, let alone what type to utilize? Here:

World Guns. Thought it was kinda funny. Sweet list though. wmm Varmint never works Fishgun HAHAHAHA OPERATOR HUM! FUTURE gangsta ham heats 1911 snake? snaake!

[And of course, disclaimer: I’m not racist or biased because of “kraut” and “kike”; I find slurs humourous, which is why I don’t get offended when people call me “faggot” or “jap.” So cool your tits please and try to see the funny side for once.]

And if you’re uber pro on guns, here’s an orgasmic list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_firearms

AND if you wanna get a little creative:

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I’m always a fan of the minigun………

Sourced by Frenchy-lu:

http://www.animebooks.com/copostgrdrgu.html
http://674967490674.beon.ru/0-565-pjat-sot-shest-desjat-dva.zhtml (img 2;6;7;8)
http://zilliah.tumblr.com/post/49680908299 (img 3 to 5)
http://referensu.tumblr.com/post/30449682000/fungii-the-book-does-have-a-basic-breakdown-of
http://laforetdesreves.blogspot.fr/2012_06_01_archive.html
http://pudelekx.pl/science-bitch-czyli-jak-to-dziala-17098-g20#galeria
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/98/41/984182_2186295.jpg
http://www.heromachine.com/2008/10/24/guns-guns-and-more-guns/

Saves this because RWBY

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